What Are Human Jokes?
Human Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of human jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey?
A nigger.
#2
Chilly Did you know that you can freeze
a human to -273.15 C and he'd be 0K
#3
Humans are bad at being
basketballs.
#4
They say 1 out of every 5 humans is Chinese.
Out of me and my 4 siblings, I'm pretty sure it's either Carl or Liu Yang.
#5
Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: "DO YOU COPY?
IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"
#6
ME (pulling wishbone): I won WIFE: what'd u wish for?
M: uh world peace W: Nice *human-sized bacon strip walks into kitchen* Hey, what's up?
#7
If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say..
...Good Morning in the first place.
#8
I'm glad humans don't do the combo breed names like Labradoodle.
I wouldn't want to tell people I'm Germish.
#9
If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews
for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses
#10
What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?
They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
#11
I have a gun by my bed.
So in the event of an intruder, I can shoot myself to avoid having to interact with a human being.
#12
humans bury seeds in the earth, while birds cut out the middle man and eat them straight.
really makes you think if you're stupid like i am
#13
Which race is the most racist?
The human one.
#14
DID YOU KNOW?
I am superior to all human beings -- except people.
#15
Dating tip: Don't do it, a disturbingly high percentage of people are actually flesh eating insects in human suits.
Just stay home instead.
#16
Coming out with a hair product line....
For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called "The Human Conditioner".
#17
after every snowstorm, animals must spend a few brief moments wonderimg
if nature has claimed back the world and the humans have finaly gone
#18
People think stage diving is dangerous, but not me.
Because humans are made out of 95% water. So the audience is 5% away from being a pool.
#19
What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
#20
Smokers are humans too
Just not for so long
Why People Enjoy Human Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and human jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love human jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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