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#1
What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffett have in common?
They both had Kurds in their way!
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#2
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
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#3
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?
In Iraq
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#4
What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have curds in their whey.
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#5
saddam hussein is
full of shiite.
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#6
What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Sperm?
One comes from Baghdad and the other ones comes from Dads bag.
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#7
2 first names I don't trust people with 2 first names: Paul Ryan, Larry David,
Martin Lawrence, Saddam Hussein http://www.twitter.com/HireMeImFunny
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#8
Reports are in that Hugo Chjavez has died....hmmmmm Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Ladden Moammar Gadhafi
Kim Jong IL Fidel Castro Hugo Chavez Not good times for my Fantasy Dictator League...
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#9
I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did.
Hanging out with his people
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#10
Whats the difference between Barcak Hussein Obama (or any bought and paid for American politician) and a bucket, full of horse sh*t?
Not much, the bucket. Just the bucket my friends.
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#11
In the middle east its hard to
tell who's crazy, And Hussein.
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#12
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?
In Iraq.
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#13
What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.) ***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version.
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#14
what do Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
Kurds in the way
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#15
if u told me 20yrs ago that we'd have a black prez w/ the middle name Hussein,
I'd have kept playing w/ my ninja turtles cuz I was 9 in 1993
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#16
Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?
In Iraq.
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#17
What did Obama's dad say when his mom wanted anal?
Well they don't call me "Saddamy" Hussein for nothing!
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#18
Why did Saddam Hussein never have sex?
....because he was afraid he'd see Bush.
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#19
I spent 96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein.
It was the grater of two evils.
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#20
What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care?
My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?
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