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Injection Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of injection jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes.
I usually end up stabbing the chair.
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#2
Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections.
I raised a few eyebrows.
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#3
Injections are just like your wedding night
A little prick and then it's all over
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#4
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States:
lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
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#5
Amy Winehouse is getting Botox injections?
Really? Isn't that a bit like spraying Febreze on a pile of dog crap?
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#6
[gets found guilty of murder] [sentenced to 3 years of listening to Pitbull
on repeat] [appeals] [gets sentence reduced to lethal injection]
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#7
A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society.
And it shouldn't happen in Arizona either.
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#8
A girl I know got collagen injections in her butt.
Now she looks like a smuggler's desk. She's got a false bottom in her drawers. Just thought of that one today.
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#9
Getting colagen injections in my lips next week
'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be Jolie.
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#10
PRO TIP: Stall your execution by asking if the
lethal injection chemicals are gluten-free.
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#11
Why do they use sterilized needles
for death by lethal injection?
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#12
What do you call a girl who does from butt injections?
Ass-fix-iation
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