What Are Injuries Jokes?
Injuries Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of injuries jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada.
He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist.
#2
Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to
build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it.
#3
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me.
I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!
#4
Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls...
This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs.
#5
In a recent football game, a player sustained injuries, and the manager was fired after sending on the wrong player to replace him.
Whoops, wrong sub.
#6
I just crashed a massive party...
...bus. Luckily there were no major injuries
#7
I was walking past a chemist when...
I got hit with a bottle of omega-3. Its ok I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries.
#8
Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me.
I only received super fish oil injuries.
#9
Today was the annual Running of the Bulls in Spain.
So if you're sick of all the fake injuries at the World Cup, get ready for some real ones.
#10
Friend: Did Eric survive the bear attack?
Me: 'BEAR'-ly! F: HA! Any injuries? Me: {nervously} Ooooohhhhh BAD JOKE... He's definitely dead...
#11
Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries In Teenage Girls...
(REMOVED)
#12
Most household injuries are caused by
saying "whatever" during an argument.
#13
What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?
Fibbinouchie.
#14
There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year.
Play it safe, call in sick tomorrow.
#15
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.
Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
#16
Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one And the other two got away with minor injuries.
#17
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
#18
I figured out why there are so many masturbation-related injuries
that's when all the guardian angels cover their eyes
#19
Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries. Edit: First front page post! Thanks all!
#20
i was walking down the street, when someone threw a packet of cod liver oil at my head........
.......but i only suffered super fish oil injuries
Why People Enjoy Injuries Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and injuries jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love injuries jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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