What Are Intention Jokes?
Intention Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of intention jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions!
They should kill a lion.
#2
What's for dinner?
-A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer.
#3
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
#4
Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions...
... Guy Fawkes
#5
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
#6
noooo lost a drinking game guess i have to drink this
alcohol i paid for with full intention of consuming
#7
Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture
of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college.
#8
My bunny thumps at trash collectors.
Nice to know that if the Sanitation Dept. ever has ill intentions, she won't stand for any of that shit
#9
The last person to enter parliament with
honest intentions was Guy Fawkes.
#10
If ISIS would really like the world to take notice
of their intentions they should kill a lion.
#11
General Tso's Curse: You have every intention of trying
something new, but you just can't order anything else.
#12
What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?
A sadist is honest about his intentions. ____________________________________ That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
#13
If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions..
they should kill a lion
#14
The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note
to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
#15
Apparently "Which one?" wasn't the best answer when my gf's
dad asked me "What are your intentions with my daughter?"
#16
President Obama announces his intention to serve on the U.S.
Supreme Court "I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!" said an excited Obama.
#17
What did Sandy say when she came to New York?
I come to this great city with great intentions.
#18
*Meeting GF parents* What are your intentions with our daughter?
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
#19
What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?
A locomotive!
#20
ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?
" Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Why People Enjoy Intention Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and intention jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love intention jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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