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#1
Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?
Because he was dead.
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#2
Isaac Newton's theory.
Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him.
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#3
It must have been awesome in a world without saggy tits
back before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.
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#4
Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?
He knew better than to drink and derive.
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#5
Isaac Newton couldn't become a surgeon ...
because blood is non-Newtonian!
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#6
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost.
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#7
What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?
I, Robotussin.
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#8
(NSFW) What did Isaac Newton's penis say to him when he first saw a girl's boobs ?
Fuck your Gravity law man, I'm goin' up.
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#9
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac newton died a virgin
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#10
Isaac Newton's friend was 16 minutes late the first time they met.
At their second meeting, the friend was 8 minutes late. At this rate, said Newton, "you'll never be on time."
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#11
Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98!
Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM.
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#12
You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original.
I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway.
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#13
My Jewish employee wasn't very good
at his job so Isaac'd him.
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#14
A friend asked me, "Did you know Isaac Newton died a virgin"?
I replied, "What colour?"
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#15
Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity
everyone had to glue themselves down.
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#16
What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
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#17
isaac newtown got hit in the head & invented calculus.
i broke my nose last night when I was drunk & invented a louder version of crying.
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#18
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin
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#19
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
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#20
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
The Gravity of this Situation.
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