What Are Isis Jokes?
Isis Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of isis jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?
Because they hate French press!
#2
Anonymous declared war on ISIS!
They'll never know what hit em...
#3
Met a hot isis girl
Jihad me at hello
#4
Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler.
Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler.
#5
What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?
Smirnoff ISIS
#6
If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions..
they should kill a lion
#7
Gays and ISIS ...
are fucking assholes.
#8
I keep misreading ISS as ISIS...
...so I was very confused when we were sending ISIS The Martian
#9
What's colder than ice cream?
ISIS
#10
So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit.
Reddit.
#11
What's the difference between children and Isis?
Drones can't tell either
#12
YO MAMA SO FAT!
Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke.
#13
Why is ISIS so good at sports?
Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute
#14
What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?
Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!
#15
Americans kill more Americans than ISIS kills Americans so we should
probably play it safe and not let any more Americans into America.
#16
What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
#17
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The Execution
#18
Global warming can reduce terrorism
because the isis melting.
#19
Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret
ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS
#20
With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask.
If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?
Why People Enjoy Isis Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and isis jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love isis jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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