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What Are Israeli Jokes?

Israeli Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of israeli jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Wanna hear a terrorist joke?
Israeli good..
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#2
-"I hear the Israeli PM isn't too worried about that latest hack because.."
-"Please don't" -"...Benjamin's Not on Yahoo" -"I'm leaving you"
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#3
I guess you could say the situation in Gaza...
Israeli bad. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! i'll show myself out.
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#4
I Have a Joke About the Palestinian Refugee Crisis...
... But Israeli Bad.
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#5
What is the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite?
Israelites contain about 20% less fat.
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#6
If three men are arguing about whether to be known as Jews, Israelis, or Hebrews...
...would you say they're just arguing Semitics?
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#7
The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information
about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo.
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#8
What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
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#9
American A man from Israel got his citizenship,
I guess you could say he Israeli American now
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#10
What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?
Benjamin Netangoogle
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#11
What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs?
Mazel-tov Cocktails
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#12
Didja hear that Israel's Chief Rabbi has told Israeli LGBT's that they will no longer be allowed to speak Hebrew ...
wait for it ... Yeah - they're gonna have to speak Shebru instead ...
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#13
An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK...
The immigration officer asks: "Occupation?" The Israeli says: "No. I'm just visiting."
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#14
What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?
Das Jude
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#15
What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?
"Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"
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#16
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!
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#17
How do you hit on a Jewish girl?
Tell her that she israeli hot!
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#18
I've been studying Israeli army martial arts.
I now know 16 different ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back.
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#19
What is the premier dish in Israeli-Japanese cuisine?
Jewshi
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#20
What's an Israeli ghetto called?
Palestine.
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