What Are Jamaica Jokes?
Jamaica Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jamaica jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[oc] I just bought a new computer.
It is Made in Jamaica. Runs really fast, but doesn't do anything useful.
#2
What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?
A rasta.
#3
What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?
A hegemon.
#4
What's Jamaica's greatest superhero?
Dreadpool
#5
What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?
Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.
#6
Y'all know what they call Jamaica?
Grease of Western Hemisphere. Disclaimer: Does anyone here know where this is from? Heard my friend say it, was wondering where he got it from.
#7
The Bride of Frankenstein Dr.
Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month. Igor: Jamaica? Dr. Frankenstein: Yes.
#8
It's "aisle" not "isle." If someone's on the "alcohol isle"
that means they're in Jamaica, not at the grocery store.
#9
"My brother's coming over for dinner." Ugh, is he still talking only in country names?
*brother walks in* "Chad Hungary. Jamaica Turkey?"
#10
If my friends and I torrent in Jamaica Does
that make us Pirates of the Caribbean?
#11
What is Jamaica's favorite male bird?
The mongoose.
#12
"It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have
any fun." "Not with that latitude!"
#13
In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe?
Pokemon Go!
#14
My wife went to the West Indies for her holidays.
Jamaica? No, she wanted to go.
#15
What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?
Dreadful.
#16
Jamaica is demanding compensation from the UK for our involvement in the slave trade!
Shocking, we already paid for them once!
#17
If Bob Marley is from Jamaica, then why does he have a song
about being German and how he wants to be German with you?
#18
Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?
Because they're jahbless!
#19
Jamaica has declared war on drugs.
Actually, they pretty much do everything on drugs.
#20
Now I see why the Jamaica's flag is Green,yellow and black..
It's the color bananas go.....
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