What Are Joel Jokes?
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#1
If Billy Joel wrote "We Didn't Start the
Fire" today, it would be 2 hours.
#2
Talk shit about Billy Joel to me & you'll get BLOCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCKED.
You oughta know by now.
#3
Totally blasting Billy Joel out of my minivan.
I'm like sex on wheels right now.
#4
When I hear Billy Joel I want to kick
the nearest nut sackackackackack
#5
I bet Billy Joel only needs to type in "Cad" before his phone's
dictionary chimes in and recommends "Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac."
#6
Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy!
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for... Billy Joel's 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope.
#7
14 year old me would be shocked to learn that knowing every word to Billy
Joel's 'We didn't start the fire' has done nothing for our career.
#8
Therapist: Talk about your friends.
Me: Now John at the bar is a friend of mine... T: That's a Billy Joel song. Me: You're no fun.
#9
Hey Billy Joel it's
called a pianist.
#10
The tabloids would have a field day if Billy
Joel ever actually started a fire.
#11
Fact of the Day: Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence.
That's how Billy Joel was acquitted of arson charges.
#12
If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called?
Miracle On 52nd Street
#13
Pretty cool that the letters "B.J." stand for the two greatest
things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel.
#14
Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?
Because he didn't start the fire.
#15
People who process expired passports are so lazy they're always cutting corners.
(Joel Dommett)
#16
It'd be pretty rad if the Pope's Twitter account was just Billy Joel's
second Twitter account where he only tweets while on Ambien.
#17
What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt.
Everest? Icy Dead People
#18
Nothing will get this Billy Joel song out of my head.
At this point, I'm praying for a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.
#19
I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying
that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves.
#20
I don't think I'd be as calm as Billy Joel was in that song if an
old man was sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin.
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