What Are Johns Jokes?
Johns Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of johns jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the
children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars.
#2
Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11...
They were 2 large plains.
#3
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!
#4
Did you know that papa johns was delivering to the twin towers on nine eleven?
The order was for two large planes!
#5
please say a prayer for my coworker.
his life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich
#6
If I worked for Papa Johns as a delivery man I would break down every
door with an axe as I say "Here's Johnny!" Guaranteed tips.
#7
Why did ISIS throw the gay prostitute off the roof?
He didn't bring in enough Jihadi Johns
#8
Hey, Johns, your parents thought about
your name for about half a second.
#9
Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine?
OK!
#10
Did you hear?
LeBron James is starting an underwear line... They're called LeBron Johns.
#11
Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?
They promised freaky fast delivery
#12
Just ordered a pizza from Papa Johns online ordering system & it asked me if I had any instructions for the driver.
Yes, "Bring weed, bro"
#13
I attended a festival this weekend with premium pay porta-johns..
They had a special, 2 for the price of 1.
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