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Joint Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of joint jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My kids got in a fist fight while playing one of those claw machines
at the pizza joint & shit like that is why I'm never sober.
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#2
I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans.
When I asked if they had any papers they all ran.
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#3
I just rolled a joint...
Now my ankle hurts Edit: You did not expect that!
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#4
I don't always roll a joint...
But when I do it's my ankle.
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#5
Its me and my son's birthday next week so were doing a joint party.
We've ordered a Tinkerbell cake for him, but she will be topless for me.
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#6
What did the joints say to the arthritis pain?
Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come.
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#7
*lights a joint* Woah, fire!
Ow! My elbow!
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#8
A man walks into a bank and puts a bag of weed up on the counter.
He asks to open a joint account
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#9
Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell?
They call it Dante's Alfredo!
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#10
My girlfriend and I went to the bank and opened a shared savings account, mostly for buying weed.
... ... It will be our joint account.
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#11
A senior policeman in China has been suspended from his job after being caught masturbating and smoking joints in his office.
No name was given but he was a high wanking officer.
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#12
I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint.
I really think my "Whites Only!" restaurant idea will be a hit!
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#13
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker,
so I told her to roll them tighter.
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#14
Made this one up today: How do you stop joint pain?
Turn it around.
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#15
What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?
You want flies with that?
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#16
Which fast food joint is a euphemism for female masturbation?
Jack in the box. (Jackin the box)
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#17
Grandpa: "My joints are stiff."
Me: "Don't roll them so tight."
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#18
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ...
And smoked a joint
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#19
I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans But when
I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off.
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#20
What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?
Joint custardy
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