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#1
My dog loves me, but he also eats his own poop.
I don't think I can trust his judgment.
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#2
People from the food stamp office came by today to inspect
our store I hope they didn't make any SNAP judgments
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#3
BOSS: I'm sorry I just don't trust your judgment.
ME: [trying to pick up glass of water with both fists wedged in Pringles tubes] explain..
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#4
Wanna feel old?
Make comparative judgments based on how long you've been alive versus how long younger people have been alive. Wild.
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#5
Helping a gang of squirrels buy remote control
cars against my better judgment.
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#6
You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment
He's always right on the money.
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#7
Save a horse.
Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur.
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#8
Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?
Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.
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#9
Hi everyone!
Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
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#10
Judgment Day will be long, grueling and brutal.
On the plus side, there will be a special "Fudge-ment Day!" stand for the kids.
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#11
[sermon] There will come a day when Christ will drive out evil from our land, and it will be the Judgment Day!
*T-1000 shifts nervously*
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#12
I used to have poor judgement before
Twitter, now I have poorer judgment
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#13
When people ask me for advice, I tell them, "Use your best judgment,"
which they clearly don't have if they are asking me for advice.
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#14
Let's settle this like men...
men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons
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#15
It's not gay when it's a three-way...
...unless you're all guys. Then, it's pretty gay. I mean, in a good way. No judgment here. Really, enjoy yourselves.
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#16
Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure.
Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa.
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#17
Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing.
Save all that judgment for one cashier.
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#18
You really have to question the judgment
of people who have children on purpose.
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