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Judo Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of judo jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between Karate and Judo?
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
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#2
Why was the challah bread good at defending itself?
Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)
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#3
What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of.
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#4
What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?
One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.
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#5
I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido
and lots of other scary words.
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#6
I warn you not to mess with me!
I know Karate, Judo, Aikido, Jiujitsu and 22 other japanese words.
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#7
What is Chalah before it's baked?
Judo
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#8
I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,
judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
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#9
I know Mexican judo Judo know if I have a knife.
Judo know if I have a gun.
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#10
What do challah and martial arts have in common?
Judo
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#11
I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo.
Judo know if I got a knife... Judo know if I got a gun...
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#12
Have I ever taught you South american Judo?
Judo know if I have a knife, Judo know if I got a gun.
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#13
What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is self defense and you make bagels with judo (Jew dough).
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#14
World's scariest martial art is Mexican Judo.
Judo know if I got a gun, judo know if I got a knife.
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#15
Your mom must study Reverse-Judo.
She keeps throwing herself at bad men.
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#16
Why are Japanese people so good at judo?
You can't ippon a Nippon.
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#17
What's the difference between Karate and Judo?
Karate is a martial art, and Judo is what they make bagels from.
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