What Are Jurassic Jokes?
Jurassic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jurassic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned
violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise.
#2
Jurassic World is so unrealistic.
Like a teenager would ever just drop his cell phone while being chased by a dinosaur.
#3
Jurassic World Fight That fight scene at the end was really intense.
I can't help but think those dinos will be sore tomorrow.
#4
Why were the dinosaurs so big?
Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
#5
Marriage is like walk in park....
and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"
#6
Jurassic Park III on AMC.
10 min. in, 2 young scientists studying dinosaur fossils. FOSSILS. Hey, 'member how THERE ARE ALIVE DINOSAURS NOW?
#7
So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park
is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric
#8
What do you call a real old korean?
Jurassic Park
#9
A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property.
It's 1994.
#10
Would it be dangerous for a human to live 65 million years ago?
You bet jurassic would.
#11
My mom learning how to use twitter is like the raptors
figuring out how to open doors in Jurassic Park.
#12
With all of this technology, you would think we would have exercise equipment
that simulated scenes from Jurassic Park to actually motivate my ass to run.
#13
Girl are you a dinosaur?
Cuz jurassic.
#14
Jurassic Park- making you afraid
of vibrating water since '93.
#15
I just saw Jurassic World...
It was DINO-mite!!! A'thank you, I'll show myself out.
#16
she's just a small time girl workin at Jurassic Woooorld
opened a raptor cage now they're everywhere
#17
I went to see Jurassic World because I heard there was a recently genetically modified dinosaur...
I didn't see Caitlyn Jenner anywhere
#18
Jurassic Park 7: Nothing goes wrong and everyone just
genuinely enjoys the company of the dinosaurs
#19
I wanna see Jurassic World,
but I hear extincts.
#20
Who shot the sheriff in Jurassic park?
DepuT- Rex...
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