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Kids Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kids jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Just heard this on a PBS kids show...
What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?
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#2
Do you ever look at teachers and think "I could
do that" and then remember you hate kids?
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#3
Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism.
These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia.
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#4
I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this
morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly.
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#5
"Grab a Pop Tart!" I tell my kids as I'm mixing up the dogs' breakfasts
of organic, grain-free dog food with Greek yogurt and $85 vitamins.
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#6
The sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is just a series of horrified
people finding parts of missing kids in their chocolate bars
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#7
I refer to "porno" movies as "regular" movies not "adult" movies.
And I refer to non-porno movies as "Christian kids" films.
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#8
deleted scenes are rarely worth the time but on Honey I Shrunk the Kids
check out one where the dad thinks he's alone and starts jerking it
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#9
psychic: "I see...
I see kids in your future" me: "but I've had a vasectomy" [9 months later ... me tending a goat farm] "This's bullshit"
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#10
I've run out of things to be upset about.
I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon.
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#11
I hate how much time my kids spend staring at their iPads.
I wish they'd look up once in a while & pay attention to me staring at my iPhone.
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#12
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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#13
If I had kids I would name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete so
when they misbehaved I would just hit them all at once.
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#14
How many kids does a sterile German have?
Nein.
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#15
I wish parents would watch their kids better
because my basement is filling up
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#16
"Full bath?" "Yes sir" "Double beds?" "Yes sir" "Pool?" "Yes sir" "Maid
service?" "Yes sir" "WIFI?" "Yes sir" "Kids, I found a campsite!"
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#17
My kids lost a Barbie shoe.
I dug in the trash and found one. It was from a set they didn't know was missing Now I'm looking for 2 shoes.
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#18
Hey kids!
Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!
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#19
All the toys in Toy Story are pervs Their whole world and
life revolves around being played with by little kids.
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#20
I have three kids,
one of each.
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