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Kitten Jokes

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What Are Kitten Jokes?

Kitten Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kitten jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
This kitten is just what my house needed.
Another female that doesn't listen to me.
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#2
Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?
Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh? Eh?
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#3
{Police Job Interview} Captain: Go out & kill 5 Blacks, 3 Mexicans & a kitten.
Recruit: Why kill a kitten? Captain: You're hired.
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#4
Black rotten roses & run over kittens Teeth falling out & a test is unwritten
Naked in public becoming a meme Theseareafewofmyterribledreams
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#5
I have a picture of Leonard Nimoy holding a kitten.
I call it Spock and Aww. Thank you. Goodnight, everybody.
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#6
Does anyone know how to change the batteries in a dead kitten?
Please help.
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#7
What do you call a large pile of kittens?
A meowntain.
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#8
What do you call a pile of kittens?
a meowtain!
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#9
[drunk w/ 2 kittens at a bar] give me another "haven't u had enough?" i'll tell u when i've had enough!
*bartender hands me another kitten*
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#10
If Romney wins I will punch a basket of newborn kittens one by one.
Do you want that, America? Do you want kittens to get punched?
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#11
What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel??
"Meowch!"
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#12
Have you heard about these cats getting
plastic surgery to look like kittens?
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#13
I cannot take my new pet cat seriously
She's always kitten around
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#14
Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant.
It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter.
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#15
Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
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#16
Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?
Because they are a-door-able.
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#17
Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids...
...shame really, they would have loved a kitten.
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#18
My kitten is probably the most playful creature on the planet, but it's
less cute when you realize it's all just bird murder practice.
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#19
what do you call a big pile of kittens?
A meowtain. Edit: meowntain. Happy now??
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#20
My technique with women is, I sneak up behind them and scream obscenities in their ear when they turn round I'm wearing a nice sweater and holding a kitten.
I call it Shock and Awwww!'
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