What Are Knife Jokes?
Knife Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of knife jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Well, lookie there.
Bring a cheesecake to a gunfight and suddenly EVERYBODY wishes you'd brought a knife.
#2
Some bloke on FB called me a clown.
Now I've got to go hide under his bed with a knife cause that's what clowns do.
#3
Knife > gun because if I pull a knife, you don't know what I'm gonna do.
Stab you? Open a letter? Or am I gonna frost a cake? It's a mystery
#4
scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder:
*throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
#5
*holding your xray up to the light and looking at it* when did you first notice your back hurting?
"after the knife went in"
#6
When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's sweet,
I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
#7
A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property.
It's 1994.
#8
Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?
So he can cut corners. `Pretty old Dutch joke that surprisingly also works in English.`
#9
I found my girlfriend's mute button!
It's located on her jugular. Only catch is that I had to use a knife to reach it.
#10
I saw two blind men fighting And I yelled out "I'm rooting
for the one with the knife" Then they both ran away
#11
brought a knife onto a flight just so the security agents would
tackle me because sometimes it's just nice to be held.
#12
What's a knife's favorite dessert?
Slice cream.
#13
There is a 'you can kill them if you catch them within a minute' rule on people who wake you up.
EVERYONE knows that. *sharpening knife*
#14
[closes kitchen drawer gently and looks at son] I wasn't here *wife walks
in with police officer* "did you take a knife to a job interview"
#15
When I see lover's names on a tree, I don't think it's sweet...
... I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
#16
What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?
The knife has a point !
#17
Did you hear that actress got stabbed?
That Reese, uhhh, whats her name? Reese ....... "WITHERSPOON?" Nah she got stabbed with a knife.
#18
One day two blind men started fighting.
Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.
#19
Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato,
and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army.
#20
1.
Loan someone a pocket knife. 2. Take it back by wrapping it in a rag. 3. Explain you need a knife with someone else's prints on it.
Why People Enjoy Knife Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and knife jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love knife jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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