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Knots Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of knots jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do they do with rope in space?
Tie Astro-knots.
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#2
Do headphones just tie themselves
in knots while we're not looking?
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#3
Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers??
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
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#4
I don't understand the hate for man
buns I think they're top knots.
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#5
How does an ant put on a tie?
With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.
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#6
What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?
Forget-me-knots!
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#7
Why do dogs make good sailors?
They know their knots.
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#8
A teen walks into a girl scout meeting.
They're learning how to tie different types of knots. The girl says "Can I join you?" They reply "Can you knot?"
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#9
I'm sick of this boy scouts training.
It drives me knots
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#10
If "God is in the details" ...
Then consider the little, sweaty red knots of skin on my ball sack to be godly.
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#11
INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength?
ME: I'm good at untying knots INTERVIEWER: oh thank god can u get these running shoes off of me?
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#12
Her: *puts cherry stem in mouth *pulls it out with a knot *winks Him:
*puts earbuds in pocket *pulls it out with 5 knots *doesn't get laid
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#13
How did the executioner learn about knots?
By watching the noose.
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#14
If one is an expert at tying
knots, one does knot simply.
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#15
How do they tie things down on the space station?
They use astro knots.
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