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#1
What do you get when you travel a long way with a kung fun hero, and breathe heavily next to a guy named Russ?
Miley Cyrus.
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#2
What is reddits least favorite dish?
Kung Pao Chicken
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#3
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.
Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat.
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#4
NOT EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING, MOM.
SOME OF US WERE TRYING TO BREAK IT UP.
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#5
Kung Fu for Beginners
by Flora Mugga
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#6
[kung fu fight] "Your tiger claw is no match for my
crane." *starts lifting heavy building materials*
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#7
What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?
Kung Food!
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#8
What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?
One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.
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#9
Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with
7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu.
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#10
I refuse to believe that everybody was kung fu fighting.
I'm sorry, but there had to be at least a couple people sitting that one out.
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#11
What kind of martial art does a chef do?
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
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#12
What does Sifu stand for in Kung Fu Panda?
Does it mean "Sorry I Fucked Up"?
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#13
Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This
makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro
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#14
*joins Buddhist monastery* *withstands 21 years of brutal kung-fu training* So, vending machine that didn't drop my funyuns.
We meet again.
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#15
I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi...
and a few other asian words.
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#16
Really?
EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?
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#17
You better watch out...
... 'cause I know Jiu Jitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, and about 12 other Chinese words!
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#18
what do martial artists eat?
kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes
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#19
Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks.
This must be some sort of kung-fulery.
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#20
If Kung Fu Panda taught me anything, it's that obese people
can be accepted...so long as they know kung fu.
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