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#1
During labour, nurse came up to me & said, 'How about Epidural
Anesthesia?' I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
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#2
For me, coming out as a teenager was the hardest thing I've experienced.
God knows what it must have been like for my mother. Being in labour for that long.
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#3
When my mum was in labour....
When my mum was in labour, my head got stuck in her fanny and the midwife had to pull me out. That's how excited I was to see my little brother.
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#4
A woman in labour is screaming at her husband.
He says "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass." "But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"
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#5
What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?
A pregnant woman is in Labour
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#6
Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest
way to show your love for manual labour.
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#7
What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?
Manuel labour.
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#8
OP is in labour.
Still can't deliver.
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#9
If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward...
Is it polite to say "OP will deliver?"
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#10
So I heard Labour put forth a motion to build a new telescope...
I guess they want to Observe-a-tory!
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#11
I lost the birth video of my son so I'm at the labour ward hoping to recreate it.
I'll just zoom in close so my wife won't be able to tell.
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#12
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint
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#13
Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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#14
DOCTOR: "Ok, now PUSH!" WOMAN IN LABOUR: "Should I be doing this in my
state?" DR: [leaning out of car window] "Less talky, more pushy."
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#15
"911" you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat "how far apart
are the contractions?" about 2 miles but I'm driving pretty fast
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#16
WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP MIDWIFE: The baby's WIFE: NO, THE NOISE
ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?
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#17
A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot...
5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-
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#18
My attempt at a joke?
My mum is going through Labour and my dad says: "Could Ukip already?"
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