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Lama Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lama jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The Dali Lama walks into a Pizza store
He says, "make me one with everything"
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#2
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "can you make me one with everything?" After he received the pizza, he waited.
"Where's my change?" "Ah, change comes from within."
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#3
Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend.
I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it.
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#4
Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?
Eggs-aisle.
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#5
Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?
Because it happened in the *past*a.
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#6
Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?
So he can be juan with everything.
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#7
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place
and says 'Make me one with everything'.
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#8
Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?
Because he likes Tibet.
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#9
"A Brita pitcher is only as good as the man who
re-fills it after emptying." -- Dalai Lama
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#10
If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life.
"What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"
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#11
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says
"can you make me one with everything?"
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#12
"Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?"
(Dalai Lama job interview)
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#13
Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?
Tibet
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#14
His Holiness the Dalai Lama invited
you to play Candy Crush.
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#15
So the Dali-Lama walks into a pizza shop...
and asks the pizza guy, "Can you make me one with everything?"
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#16
The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop...
...and asks says, "Can you make me one with everything?"
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#17
The Dalai Lama and Gandhi aren't the same?
I thought they were basically Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. I feel like people are messing with me.
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#18
Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?
Because he was grounded.
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#19
The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor...
And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything.
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#20
The Dalai Lama calls and orders a pizza...
...and says "Make me one with everything."
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