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What Are Land Jokes?

Land Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of land jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do a Caucasian woman's breasts have in common with clouds?
They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted. Source: Brandon Sanderson
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#2
Where does a homosexual Southerner live?
In dick-sea land
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#3
How does Santa know if he lands on a Jewish house?
There's a parking meter on the roof.
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#4
My teeth are so white I could use them to help land a plane and still no boyfriend.
I'm beginning to think TV ads lie.
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#5
What do pirates call fat whores?
LAND HO!
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#6
Only and only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize
there are some problems that can be solved without violence :)
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#7
The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars.
The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
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#8
What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land?
A MEATing of the minds!
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#9
How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?
You Sioux them.
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#10
When everyone around you is an ahole you've gotta stop, take a long
look at you & accept how awesome you are dead center in ahole land.
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#11
Why do Indians hate snow?
It's white and it's on their land.
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#12
"Shoot for the moon, land among
the stars" -dead astronaut
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#13
I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because
this is a really embarrassing time for humanity.
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#14
Do you know why it's called the Holy Land?
Because it's full of bullet holes.
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#15
I keep making jokes about SpaceX
But none of them seem to land.
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#16
I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution...
But it didn't really land. I guess execution really is key
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#17
Why do indegionous people dislike snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
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#18
Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?
Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.
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#19
I made a company that disguises land mines as prayer mats...
Prophets are through the roof
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#20
We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still
no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji
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