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Landmines Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of landmines jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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I made a new company, selling landmines that look
like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof.
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#2
Manufacturing Landmines I started manufacturing Landmines in my basement thinking
that it'd be cheaper than buying them, but it still cost me an arm and a leg
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#3
I opened a company selling landmines that look like
prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof
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#4
I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ...
Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof.
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#5
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
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#6
Why don't landmines work on Africans?
Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off
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#7
I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats...
...prophets would go through the roof!
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#8
Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof.
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#9
I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof.
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#10
A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan.
He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof.
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#11
A man started a business in Afghanistan.
He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. "It's going well," he said. "Prophets are going through the roof."
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#12
I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
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#13
A man has started a business in Afghanistan.
He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof.
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#14
I started a company that sells landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof.
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#15
I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
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#16
What's cheaper than a wall?
Landmines.
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