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#1
LPT: If someone brings in home baked goods to say goodbye after being let go, don't eat them.
I used laxatives.
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#2
George Carlin:"Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?"
"What if I want something that works violently right now?"
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#3
I decided to put laxatives in my weed brownies...
Just for shits and giggles!
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#4
The Purge...
My brother said he would be able to survive "The Purge" if it were real. I put a few laxatives in his coffee we'll see about that...
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#5
Why do politicians take laxatives?
So that they can speak more fluently!
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#6
Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies?
For shits and giggles
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#7
Why did the bartender put laxatives in a patron's drink?
For shits and giggles
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#8
Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies?
For shits and giggles.
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#9
[texting] Wife: Clean out your bowels.
Me: OK. Wife: *bowls. The ones in the sink Me: *chugging laxatives* Damn it.
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#10
What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?
A religious movement.
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#11
How do you start a powerful woman's movement?
Laxatives.
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#12
Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time......
For shits and giggles.
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#13
How do you get money out of a piggy bank?
Feed it laxatives.
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#14
Why shouldn't you give a meth addict laxatives?
because it's already hard enough for them to keep their shit together.
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#15
What if a side effect to laxatives was death?
That'd be a shitty way to die.
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#16
Went to the doctor today.
He wanted to know if the laxatives he prescribed worked. I told him it was close, but no cigar.
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#17
What do you call a slut that just took laxatives?
DiWHOREea
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#18
Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.
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#19
Why did the stoner eat cannabis-infused chocolate laxatives?
Just for shits 'n' giggles..... Bored at work thought I'd make up a joke
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#20
Why do politicians take laxatives?
So they can speak more fluently
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