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#1
This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts.
But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion.
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#2
Husband: Have you lost weight?
Me: About 10 lbs H: Who you trying to look good for? *wink M: You don't know him. He's on Twitter...
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#3
[infomercial] ME: wanna know how to lose 15 lbs with 1 easy trick?!
AUDIENCE: YES! *a surgeon amputates my leg right there on stage*
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#4
I lost 189 lbs in one week.
By getting a divorce.
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#5
Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend 1.
Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 350
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#6
My girlfriend told me she's "spotting" and I'm like yeah right for who?
You can't even bench 50 Lbs lol
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#7
I just ate 2 lbs.
of Greek yogurt in one sitting And people say I'm not cultured...
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#8
I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if
you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!
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#9
Hubs and I have fought so much lately I've lost 10 lbs.
I thought about leaving him, but I'd like to lose another 10 lbs first.
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#10
What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
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#11
How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good?
Stick a nipple on it.
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#12
HER: I hate you ME: Hate is such a strong word [cut to hate benching
300 lbs] HATE: *whispering* I will be the strongest word ever
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#13
My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore
so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg.
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#14
How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
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#15
What weighs 2 lbs and is full of shit?
Donald Trump's shoes
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#16
Do you know how to make 5 lbs of fat look good?.
Put a nipple on it!
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#17
Never trust anyone under 30 lbs.
Especially when it comes to driving directions. Babies are liars.
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#18
I saw 300 lbs crammed into a pair of small yoga pants so now I understand how the Tardis on Dr.
Who is real.
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#19
How come if you eat two cookies you gain 3 lbs.
Then when you take a major dump, you don't lose anything?
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#20
There should be more than one kind of handicapped parking placard.
"I have no legs" and "My knees gave out at 350 lbs" aren't the same.
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