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#1
My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she's learned enough in school.
She's 5.
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#2
Guys, check out this cool trick I learned.
Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.
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#3
I met the girl of my dreams, but it turned out she was my cousin...
Lesson learned: Don't flirt at family reunions
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#4
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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#5
It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow
White is that fruit is horribly poisonous.
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#6
If you're a girl on twitter and you have no pictures of yourself, I'm
automatically assuming you're a cat that learned to use a computer.
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#7
I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts.
The other half drive a Rincoln.
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#8
If evolution were real you'd think my body would've
learned how to be drunk on its own by now.
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#9
The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators.
I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure.
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#10
Well, well, well...
If it isn't the lesson I should've learned by now.
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#11
Went on a trampoline with my 1 year old and learned that if you
jump JUST right it unfortunately turns into a baby catapult.
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#12
Learned from my 2yr old tonight that Jesus doesn't like bananas.
No word on cauliflower yet but pretty sure he's not a fan.
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#13
When the grammar nazi learned his friend had less than 6 months to live.
*fewer
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#14
So I learned how to count yesterday....
It was as easy as 1, 2, 8
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#15
Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are
allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs.
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#16
"Because Im a goddamned rock star!" wasn't the answer my boss
was looking for as to why I was late to work, lesson learned.
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#17
I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...
I guess you could say they were baroque.
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#18
If I've learned anything from the Kardashians it's that I
shouldn't let my complete lack of talent hold me back.
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#19
Girl, are you these plates I recently bought from Wal-Mart?
Because I just learned that you're not microwave-safe.
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#20
I told my redneck uncle how I learned about the five pillars of Islam.
He said Muslims must all be a bunch of pansies. Just one pillar has always been enough for him, and he sleeps just fine!
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