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Leg Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of leg jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Riddle: What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?
A dead bird
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#2
What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?
A cannibal
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#3
U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg Unless u only have one leg...
Then you're good
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#4
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer.
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#5
What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls?
Sparky
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#6
What do you name a dog with no legs?
It doesn't really matter, he isn't going to Heel anytime soon.
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#7
If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off...
It still works, because the mosquitoes just slide off your legs.
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#8
Me: How many legs does the dog have?
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
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#9
A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs.
In fact he was stumped.
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#10
Note: When you cut jeans into shorts, remember to wear the top half, not the bottom half.
lol. these denim calf warmers tickle my legs.
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#11
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Disabled.
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#12
I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down.
Life is hard.
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#13
My dog is called cigarette as he's got no
legs Every evening I take him for a drag
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#14
Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you?
A snooker table
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#15
What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?
Matt
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#16
At my funeral, I want a homie to adjust my junk one last time.
I'm not gonna rest peacefully if my balls are pinched between my legs.
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#17
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes? How'd you get their little legs apart? (Courtesy of my dad. Who laughed about this for 30 minutes.)
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#18
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
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#19
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible car accident?
He's all right now.
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#20
What do you call a paedophile with no legs?
A creepy crawly!
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