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#1
Lenins If life hands you Lenins,
start a socialist revolution.
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#2
Russia's most prolific musician?
JOHN LENIN
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#3
You know who could really get a party started?
Lenin.
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#4
What do you call a red lemon?
a Lenin. ;)
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#5
Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash.
Who was saved? The Russian people
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#6
What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?
...Full Marx
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#7
What was Lenin's favourite film?
Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.
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#8
What does Lenin say when he his angry?
I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.
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#9
What are Russian clothes always made out of?
Lenin.
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#10
Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?
They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.
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#11
How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?
"This isn't just a campaign, this is a political *revolution!*"
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#12
I saw Lenin pick his nose the other day...
Communists have no class...
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#13
Question in a Soviet radio.
"What is your favorite historic figure and why Lenin?"
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#14
What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?
A communist party
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#15
Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?
LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.
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#16
What's the best way to become a Russian leader?
Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!
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