What Are Liam Jokes?
Liam Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of liam jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The best way to get taken seriously...
...is to be related to Liam Neeson.
#2
I'm trying, but all the Liam
Neeson jokes are taken.
#3
He was next in line at Starbucks.
Then she cut in front of him. Liam Neeson in TAKEN 3: SKINNY VANILLA MAYHEM.
#4
hey Liam Neeson is your "particular set of skills"
gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?
#5
My Altima's name
is Liam Nissan
#6
I used that classic Liam Neeson line from "Taken" today..
"I will find you, and I will kill you." My niece didn't want to play hide and seek anymore.
#7
JUST ONCE MORE!
PLEEEEEEASE? I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME! LET ME DO IT AND I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN! -Liam Neeson pitching "Taken 3"
#8
I can't wait for Alien vs.
Predator vs. Liam Neeson.
#9
How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?
They are always having something get taken.
#10
The last thing I remember was my Mom telling me to "Take Care".
I did, and now Liam Neeson is chasing me.
#11
878 dead bodies lay there.
Liam Nesson "Are we done?" Police: "Sure, I don't see any reason why we should arrest you."
#12
[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter
LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago
#13
All the good Liam Neeson
jokes are Taken.
#14
LIAM NEESON: I have a peculiar set of skills.
ME: I think the line is 'particular'. LIAM NEESON: Nope! *He rollerblades away juggling dogs*
#15
What is a lesbian's favourite Liam Neeson film?
Snatch
#16
Liam Neeson: What I do have are a very particular set of skills.
Me if I were the kidnapper: *is.
#17
I bet Batman wears Liam
Neeson underwear.
#18
In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time.
Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?
#19
Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter?
Because if so nvm
#20
The only way I'd see Taken 3 is if Liam Neeson gets
kidnapped and his daughter has to rescue him
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