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What Are Lies Jokes?

Lies Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lies jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I saw a VW hybrid today.
It runs on gasoline and lies.
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#2
Most of the lies I tell
aren't even true.
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#3
Sorry if you don't like my Honesty.
But to be fair I don't like your f*cking Lies
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#4
*ex GF pulls up to drive thru where I work* "Big mac please" "Would u like LIES with that?!" *my boss dragging me away* "LIES, LUCY..
LIES!"
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#5
Me: Did you finish the banana bread?
16: yep Me: Great, because it was actually a healthy zucchini bread. 16: THIS HOUSE IS FULL OF LIES!
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#6
What did Pinocchio say to his girlfriend Sit
on my face and I'll tell you some lies.
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#7
Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg.
^^^?
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#8
What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?
A dead school bus!
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#9
I don't get this joke.
Can someone explain it to me? My sister's fiance is so short that he has trouble playing computer games. The only way he can reach the keyboard is if he lies flat on the ground.
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#10
I told this girl that I was an architect.
It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up.
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#11
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats?
A nervous wreck...
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#12
When a relative asks me what I'm doing with my life, I tell more lies
than a guy at a computer whose wife just asked him what he's doing.
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#13
wife: you're listening to too much theatrical heavy metal Me: behold!
The weaver of lies! A dark seamstress of shadows lurks amongst us
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#14
The bible says any man who lies with a man should be taken out and
stoned, so I took all my gay friends out and got them wasted.
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#15
ME: I lied in my interview.
BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time.
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#16
What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
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#17
[Lies on resume about having gone to preschool] Boss: You're hired.
Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture. Me: *eyes widen* what
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#18
How does an attorney go to sleep?
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
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#19
A farmer walks past a tombstone that says: Here lies a lawyer, an honest man, a man of integrity.
The peasant crosses himself and says scared: "Blessed Virgin, three men buried in the same grave!"
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#20
I walked past Winnie the Pooh's grave earlier today
It read *Here Lies Winnie the Dead Shit*
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Lies Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lies jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Lies Jokes safe for all ages?
Most lies jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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