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What Are Lips Jokes?

Lips Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lips jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm a ventriloquist.
I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!
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#2
(Court) Judge: You're on trial for excessive use of astronomy puns.
How do you plead? Defendant: *leans in until lips are on mic* No comet.
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#3
How do you blow a movie quote?
You just put your lips together and whistle
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#4
The hands that help others in need are
holier than the lips that pray.
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#5
What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
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#6
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
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#7
COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher
than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this
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#8
I went to see a topless ventriloquist last night.
She was amazing, I never saw her lips moving once.
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#9
My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her
lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night.
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#10
Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns?
Because when he was young, the Joker's father said "Let's put a simile on that face!"
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#11
A company testing on animals just got sued for testing a chapstick on horses that made their lips burn off.
They called it neigh-balm.
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#12
At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen.
I gasped as she squeezed and pulled. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen.
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#13
*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds
you more applesauce making airplane noises*
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#14
HIM: isn't wintertime just so romantic ME (smiles & my lips crack
open & blood starts pouring down my chin): oh definitely
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#15
Why don't women wear skirts during winter?
They'll get chapped lips!
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#16
[The Price Is Right] Bob Barker: what do you think the price of
this washing machine is Me:*lips firmly pressed to mic* Right
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#17
At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen...
I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I d ever seen.
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#18
Do you know why all the girls are quiet in the sauna?
They are sitting on their lips!
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#19
Why do women talk so much?
Because they have 4 lips.
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#20
I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale...
... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing.
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Most Lips Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Lips Jokes?
Lips Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Lips Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lips jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Lips Jokes safe for all ages?
Most lips jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Lips Jokes?
lips jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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