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Live Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of live jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I live in my parent's basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in.
In 20 generations we will reach the Earth's core.
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#2
ALADDIN: i can show you the world JASMINE: wat why.
do u kno that there are people out there. why do u think we live ina palace. no thank u
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#3
The doctor gave me 2 months to live I'll spend
them making people think I'm reposting.
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#4
How to paint a live flamingo: 1.
Get a live flamingo 2. Paint it
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#5
I wanna write a tweet that is so good that I can retire
and just live off the retweets for the rest of my life.
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#6
Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?
Because old Hobbits die hard...
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#7
How long does an owl live?
six and a half books.
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#8
How to solve issues with life expectancy The doctor has given me four months to live.
I shot the doctor, The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved
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#9
"Tell me where the money is or else I kill the girl" -just to be
clear, if I don't tell you she dies but I get to live right?
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#10
Straight out of Gotham...
This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3
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#11
Wanna live a long life?
Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick.
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#12
I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live, so I shot him.
The judge gave me 30 years.
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#13
2 out of 3 Americans live beside a paedophile Not me though.
I live beside two hot 12 year olds
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#14
Why would Donald Trump want to lose the election?
Winning means he'd need to live in a smaller house in a black neighborhood
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#15
People who live in glass houses
shouldn't throw orgies.
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#16
What are two letters a Brit can't live without?
T and Qs.
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#17
Yo momma is so fat...
...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live.
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#18
I am aware that smoking will kill me, please
explain to me again how you'll live forever
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#19
An Apple store near where I live got robbed $25k worth of merchandise was stolen.
The police said that they will get both computers back.
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#20
I always carry a small bottle of Tabasco when I fly.
You never know when you're going to crash in the Alps & have to live by eating people.
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Live Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and live jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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