What Are Load Jokes?
Load Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of load jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Dirty Laundry When you wash a teenage boy's
socks, you're doing a load of loads
#2
A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bar man asks, "Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?" The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
#3
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
#4
My dentist isn't racist.
He has loads of plaque friends.
#5
Why did the guy having sex with a latina girl bust his load early?
Because "Ay papi!"
#6
Procrastination is similar to masturbation
The longer you wait the larger the load
#7
Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads.
...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?
#8
How is your mom just like a laundromat?
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
#9
What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
#10
A Redditor walked into a We took too long to load this page for you.
Try again and hopefully we'll be fast enough this time.
#11
What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
#12
Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes.
It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something.
#13
Me: *Buys nutribullet* will this baby take down a vegan?
Cashier: No, it's not an actual bu... Me: *loads nutrigun* Cashier: What the heck?
#14
Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon.
I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit.
#15
I was given a load of plasticine for Christmas...
I'm not sure what to make of it.
#16
Quick question...
How many Facebook pokes before it's okay to ask her to take a load to the face?
#17
By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now
pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
#18
What do truck drivers and porn stars have in common?
They both get paid by the load.
#19
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around stalking you after you toss a load in it.
#20
Normal things that become creepy when you look both ways before doing
them: Pick up a kid Unlock a door Load a rolled rug into your trunk
Why People Enjoy Load Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and load jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love load jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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