What Are Loans Jokes?
Loans Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of loans jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If you broke up with your gf who works at a salad bar you can use the
line "lettuce romaine friends" at a low cost of my student loans.
#2
If you love something, set it free.
If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans.
#3
Face tattoos are a great way to let people know
that you don't owe on any student loans.
#4
Student loans: because you should know what it's like to
be one of the poor people you're always going on about
#5
He told me he was my daddy during sex.
Then he acted all weirded out when I started crying and asked him to pay off my student loans.
#6
Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.
I don't think I can ever repay you.
#7
I'm not in favour of student loans.
I think people should get their own student.
#8
To my student loans I am
forever in your debt.
#9
I don't understand why I keep getting denied for bank loans because I
have good credit & I'm only asking to borrow like four or five banks.
#10
ME: I'm worthless.
DAD: Remember, son: you owe eighty thousand dollars in student loans. You're less than worthless.
#11
Lent is a holiday invented by
the banks to sell more loans
#12
Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college.
I am forever in your debt.
#13
I'd like to thank my student loans I don't think i
can ever repay them for getting me through college
#14
Thank you student loans for getting me through
college I don't think I can ever repay you.
#15
me *dead*: at least I don't have to pay student loans *Gets e-mail* We see your living status has changed.
Click to update your loan info.
#16
What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?
Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!
#17
Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.
I am forever in your debt.
#18
It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans.
That's a bill I gave to Jesus
#19
Get student loans so that you can go to college
and get a job to pay off your student loans.
#20
A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans.
'I'm sorry sir' said a cashier 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto then?' asked the man.
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