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What Are Locking Jokes?

Locking Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of locking jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
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#22
Have you tried locking
him in your trunk?
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#23
What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic?
Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar.
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#24
You'd think Bowser would start locking the front door of his castle after
the first time Mario just walked right in like he owned the joint.
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#25
What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot?
Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
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#26
Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger
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#27
What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot?
Going inside to ask for a hanger.
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#28
Today I'm approaching teens dressed like I'm from the future, locking
eyes, and saying "Happy Presidents Day, sir" with a wink
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#29
What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside to ask for a clothes hanger
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#30
For gods sake!
You'd think it would be safe not locking a car in a church carpark on a Sunday, apparently NOT. Anyway I got 8 iPhones.
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#31
I'm sexually attracted to metal boxes with locking systems.
But don't worry. It's safe sex.
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#32
What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?
Plenty of coat hangers.
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#33
What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
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#34
The worst part of locking your keys in your car What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
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#35
What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
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#36
Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today.....
I said stop wasting your time, we should be concentrating on locking them up.
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#37
TIFU by locking up an underage girl
in my sex dungeon Whoops, wrong sub
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#38
What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger
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#39
What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?
Going inside and asking for a coat hanger.
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Are Locking Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Locking Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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We currently have 39 Locking Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Locking Jokes?
Locking Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Locking Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and locking jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love locking jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Locking Jokes safe for all ages?
Most locking jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Locking Jokes?
locking jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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