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Lucy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lucy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds).
No one wants to snort some Craig.
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#2
Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day...
...and when Lucy saw him she said "I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."
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#3
So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree...
...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?
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#4
Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds John Lennon,
proving he was a terrible Clue player
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#5
Why did Lucy fall off the swing?
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
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#6
LUCY: Dad, how did I get my name?
[flashback] ME (signing contract in blood): Ok but can we at least shorten it? LUCIFER: That's fine
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#7
Hey, Lucy!
Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
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#8
What do you call a woman with six kids?
Lucy
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#9
The Embarrassing Moment
by Lucy Lastic
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#10
Lucy plans elaborate jewel heist.
Lucy dons cat burglar suit to conceal identity. Lucy pulls off heist. Lucy in disguise with diamonds.
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#11
*strums ukulele* This one goes out to my ex wife, Lucy.
It's called "I know how much you hate ukuleles so I wrote a 9 minute ukulele song"
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#12
TIFU by mixing up my wives subway orders.
I gave Lucy's to Rosa, and Rosa's to Lucy.
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#13
Every Facebook post: *Girl posts lyrics* Elderly woman comments "Hi lucy.
you're so grown up. We miss you. Tell your mom ill call Wednesday"
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#14
too Hairy I went to town to see MS.
Lucy, I'll give her two cents to see her pussy. The hair was so black I couldn't see her crack, so I asked for my two cents back
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#15
Why is Xena never charged with any crime?
Because she's Lucy Lawless
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#16
So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, "Two pork chops, and make them lean." And the waiter says, "Yes, ma'am.
Which way?"
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#17
Lucy in the Sky with Some
Splainin' to Do.
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#18
If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci?
Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?
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#19
So I was reading about the Lucy fossil in National Geographic the other day and I have to admit, she looks kinda sexy...
No homo tho.
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#20
Being a chemist, I feel pleasure to announce that I've just Synthesised CPH4(lucy drug).
I wish I could post it in r/worldnews.
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