What Are Lump Jokes?
Lump Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lump jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Going to work.
I got to work this morning to find a lump of Plasticine on my desk. I didn't know what to make of it.
#2
My friend had a testicle removed after finding a lump.
He's very serious when it comes to mashed potatoes.
#3
Good news!
That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle.
#4
My aunt found a lump below her left breast recently.
It was my penis.
#5
Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of?
I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear...
#6
What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?
Carbon Dating.
#7
[doctors exam] "I'm feeling a lump here.
Here's another. You have several lumps." -uh oh, what does that mean doc? "it means you're fat"
#8
A woman flashed her tits at me today....
I just sat there and giggled like a school boy. Then she said to me " will you stop mucking around and check this lump, doctor."
#9
If there are three gay guys in a bath and a lump of cum floats to the surface, what do they say?
Who farted?
#10
This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative
that I just found a lump on her breast.
#11
The toy inside my McDonald's Apathy Meal is just a lump of gray plastic and an instruction sheet that says "Whatever.
This job sucks."
#12
BLOND DOG Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
A: He's been chasing parked cars.
#13
Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
#14
I asked Santa for a new energy policy...
...but all I got in my stocking was a lump of coal. :-(
#15
My boyfriend called me today in tears.
He said he found a lump on his testicles. I explained to him that it was actually his cock
#16
Me: hey what's this weird lump?
WebMD: could be cancer. Me: it's a raisin stuck to my elbow... WebMD: you have two weeks.
#17
I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside
his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed.
#18
If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive
the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.
#19
So I was driving down the road one day, and somebody threw a lump of cheese at me...
and I thought to myself, that's not very mature...
#20
Billfold Biopsy While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet...
... ... But they got all of it.
Why People Enjoy Lump Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lump jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love lump jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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