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What Are Lure Jokes?

Lure Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lure jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
what do use to lure really big fish?
master bait
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#2
If i could have any super power, i'd pick the ability to lure kids into
my truck without giving them candy i spent my hard earned money on.
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#3
I thought this hot Egyptian chick was hitting on me but she was just trying to lure me into a pyramid scheme.
:(
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#4
How does the mummy plan to destroy Superman?
He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.
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#5
A pedophile serial killer lures a child into a forest on a rainy night The kid says, "I'm scared." The pedophile responds, "You're scared?
I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone."
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#6
I love Halloween...
It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van.
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#7
I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night
with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall.
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#8
How do you lure an English bear from his cave with
the help of French cheese Camembert (Come-on-bear)
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#9
Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and
beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
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#10
No, Groupon.
Not even an 89% discount will lure me to "An evening of yoga and rock climbing."
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#11
what do you call it if you spend all of your money on pokeballs and lure modules on Pokemon go?
Brokemon (shit jokemon)
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#12
What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?
A master baiter
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#13
I got ripped off by a hooker once.
Damn fish swallowed it whole and snapped the line, $24.99 lure down the drain.
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#14
How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
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#15
Love that show where they lure loan officers into
a house with mending, To Patch a Creditor.
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#16
How do Jewish pedophiles lure in victims?
"Would you like to buy a candy?"
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#17
Why girls want to be mermaids 1.
No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra
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#18
If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is
turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working
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#19
A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits...
She was right up his alley.
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