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Macdonald Jokes

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#1
A good name for a dog would be syndrome.
Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)
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#2
Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s
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#3
Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q
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#4
You know, I'm old enough to remember...
When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news were highjacked jetliners flying into buildings. --Norm MacDonald
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#5
"I" before "E" except after
"Old MacDonald had a farm"
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#6
What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?
'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
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#7
I wish MacDonalds would hurry up and put
the MacBook on the dollar menu already.
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#8
Old MacDonald was dyslexic
H-R-T-Q-P
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#9
My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh.
- Norm Macdonald
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#10
"Old Macdonald had a farm.
Had." -banks
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#11
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ?
Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
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#12
The other day I tell my wife, "when I look into the mirror I only see an old fat man, I need you
to make me feel better about myself." She says "you have perfect eyesight." - Norm MacDonald
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#13
Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr?
Because they don't serve Trans-Fats.
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#14
"I" before "e" except after
"Old MacDonald had a farm"
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#15
Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand...
E-I-E-I-O.
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#16
I feel bad for the homeless guy "I feel bad for the homeless guy, but I feel really bad the homeless
guy's dog, because he must be thinking 'Man, this is the longest walk ever" -Norm Macdonald
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#17
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep.
Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!
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#18
Old MacDonald had a really bad scrabble hand......
E I E I O.....
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#19
Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand......
E - I - E - I - O.....
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#20
I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it's an expression meaning to get back at somebody.
Courtesy of Norm MacDonald
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