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What Are Mafia Jokes?

Mafia Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mafia jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?
Only one of them is organized.
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#2
*Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my
chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice.
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#3
Did you hear about the guy who got his tongue cut out by the mafia?
Never mind. It's a tasteless joke.
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#4
Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day......
Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia
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#5
Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?
John Goty
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#6
What's the similarity between eating a girl out and talking to the mafia?
A slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
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#7
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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#8
Ian: It's done.
Mafia boss: Did you go anywhere nice? I: What? MB: Like a restaurant. I: I killed him. MB: I said take him out! Oh god, Tim!
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#9
What kind of lizard can run the mafia?
The Iguanodon
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#10
why is being in the mafia and administering cunnilingus
similar one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
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#11
What does eatin' pussy and the mafia have in common?
One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit!
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#12
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.
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#13
"Boint, B-U-R-N-T, boint."
- mafia spelling bee.
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#14
The Mafia have decided to update it's operations to keep up with internet trading.
Their first venture is called Pay-Up-Pal
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#15
What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord?
Probably killed.
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#16
The Buddhist Mafia
is called Karma.
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#17
The Mob Hey, guess who has both thumbs and owes money to mafia.
*Gestures towards self with thumbs* *Puts on a serious face* No one has both thumbs and owes money to the mafia.
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#18
What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?
Masta-Don.
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#19
One I just made up.
Did you hear about the dyslexic mafia? They all pay homage to the Dog Farther
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#20
What do the mafia and 69 have in common?
A slip of the tongue and you're in for some shit.
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