What Are Makes Jokes?
Makes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of makes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you
are either the protector or bait for the zombies.
#2
Yo.
Wanna do graffiti? "Sure man" [My friend makes a cool gang symbol on a wall] Cool. Let me try [Mine reads KELLY WHY DID U LEAVE ME]
#3
7 days without puns
makes one weak.
#4
There's this app on my phone that makes me look ugly.
It's called "Camera."
#5
Did you know drinking beer makes you smart?
It made Bud wiser.
#6
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.
#7
Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting
a couple who share an email address.
#8
"I think Esmerelda's in trouble!" "What makes you so sure, Quasimodo?" "I have a..." ...
*sunglasses* ... *turns to camera* ... hunch."
#9
Sometimes when my boyfriend makes a racist joke
I am like Ugh why did I even imagine you?
#10
My motto in life is always give 100%.
Which makes blood donation quite tricky.
#11
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?(NSFW) Oral sex makes your day.
Anal makes your hole weak.
#12
My friend, Power, is always tired That's because
his boss makes him work overtime.
#13
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
#14
The rotation of the earth
Really makes my day
#15
When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw
the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.
#16
What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather?
Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.
#17
What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day, while anal sex makes your hole weak.
#18
I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed
as a house with its mouth open Shark:[nervously makes house noises]
#19
The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread.
He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis.
#20
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day.
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