What Are Males Jokes?
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#1
What's the difference between Males and Females?
An iron.
#2
Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the
shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet
#3
You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer
to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of penetration...
#4
They say cow manure come from males.
But that's bullshit.
#5
Sociology homework.
I need to compile ten jokes. 5 from females, 5 from males. Could I please get jokes, as well as genders?
#6
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
Penis envy.
#7
TIL The queen bee has sex with up to 40 males per day.
Just like your mom.
#8
Doctor and Lady Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted!
Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 "males" a day.
#9
What do dwarves and hipsters have in common?
(just made this joke up, help me if I can word it better) They're underground, and it's hard to tell males from females. or something like that =)
#10
Why do 95% of black males like sex in the shower?
The other 5% aren't in jail.
#11
If only 10 people were to stay alive in this world.
what number of healthy males do you think is a good number? And how many females?
#12
Them: We're concerned about you.
We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee] Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males
#13
The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day.
Just like your mom.
#14
brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge
white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated
#15
Reading that some butterflies avoid sex by closing their wings to males.
The slutty ones get tattoos on the smalls of their backs
#16
[NSFW] Do you know who is the best at brushing their teeth?
Adult males because they have experience at grasping a firm rod and moving it back and forth in a rapid motion.
#17
Dear women married to homophobic
racist adult males: Nice ass.
#18
They say that 15% of males don't get enough fibre in their diet...
...I guess it's tough shit for them!
#19
The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are.
They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA
#20
What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty.
(New original take on old joke)
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