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What Are Mammal Jokes?

Mammal Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mammal jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal.
*cashes in college fund *installs a pool in backyard
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#2
Did you know that the walrus has the second largest penis of all mammals?
........................... ........................... I have the first :) Stole it from 50 first dates.
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#3
Dolphins are the most philosophical of all marine mammals...
They send most of their lives searching for a porpoise
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#4
TIL Only three types of mammals go through menopause.
The Blue Whale, The Beluga Whale, and You're Mom
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#5
What do you call a thug Australian mammal?
a gang-aroo
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#6
Two aquatic mammals just broke up.
They wanted to sea otter people.
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#7
What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?
A porpoise.
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#8
I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
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#9
What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?
Press'n Seal
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#10
A large marine mammal was recently in Cardiff.
It had a Wales of a time.
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#11
Did you hear about the beaver who went to the bar but forgot his wallet because he'd just shape-shifted from another water mammal?
He says to the bartender "I must've left it in my otter pants."
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#12
The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the
Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson
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#13
*Paranormal Factivity* [I walk into my bathroom] "OH MY GOD" ['WHALES
ARE ACTUALLY MAMMALS' is written in blood on the mirror]
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#14
My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it.
My teacher said it was a rough giraffe.
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#15
Mammals for $500 Alex "Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating" What are sloths?
"Wrong, What are coworkers"
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#16
What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
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#17
The most judgmental aquatic mammal is
probably the seal of disapproval.
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#18
In his quest to become a brain surgeon, Charlie the otter couldn't afford to live at the University of aquatic mammals.
He was forced to take online courses from the Hippo-Campus.
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#19
What mammal dies after it mates?
Anyone that goes near my wife!
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#20
What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?
Oh, the huge-manatee
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Our collection features 39 Mammal Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Mammal Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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