What Are Man Jokes?
Man Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of man jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.
#1
Buy a man a fish, and feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish...
And he has to buy a fishing pole, tackle, fishing line, and acquire a fishing licence.
#2
What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game?
No Man's Sky.
#3
I once shot an unarmed man Well I was the one
to shoot of both his arms but still...
#4
Two cows are in a pasture.
The first cow says, "Moo." The second cow says, "Damn, man... I was just about to say that!"
#5
Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, "Hey
you, get off of my cloud." and the Scottish man says, "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."
#6
Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out,
they asked him "How do your pants fit?" The man responded, "Like a glove".
#7
A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water
#8
I had an odd-job man in to help me do some work around the house.
I gave him a list of 10 things to do. He only did numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
#9
What blood type does a man with bad spelling have?
Typo
#10
A man calls in to work sick on a Friday His boss asks him, "Why what's wrong with you?" He replies, "its my eyes boss...
I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."
#11
Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box?
Be proud man, you've got a pizza!
#12
[commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way!
Narrator: DOGS
#13
Professor: What is an independent variable?
Student: A variable who don't need no man
#14
A man in Arizona buys a [Tempescope Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddMyIsxZ-g).
He returned it a week later because all it did was blow sand and tumbleweeds around.
#15
A magic genie granted a man one wish.
"I wish I had a dick that touched the floor" the man said. The genie then snapped his fingers and *poof* The man's legs disappeared.
#16
What does a German woman dial when a man won't take no for an answer Nein!
Nein! Nein!
#17
What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?
PUN-GENT
#18
Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?
Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.
#19
You can't die, man!
Not right now. Not on my watch! *lifts dead body and pulls watch put from under it*
#20
A man walks into a bar...
He says "Ow"
Why People Enjoy Man Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and man jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love man jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
Discover More Man Jokes
Looking for more laughs? Explore the related topics above or try our random joke generator. With hundreds of categories to choose from, you will never run out of fresh material to share and enjoy.
🎲 Get a Random Joke