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#1
What's it called when Obama and Paul Ryan meet up for dinner?
A government mandate.
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#2
Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare?
Because they hate mandates.
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#3
Why are most male politicians gay?
They can only mandate.
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#4
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
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#5
I put my pants on like anyone else.
By court ordered mandate.
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#6
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because they can only mandate.
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#7
Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate to govern.
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#8
How are two gay guys who are perfect for each other similar to an Ancient Chinese Emperor?
They both had a mandate from heaven.
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#9
What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?
One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
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#10
A male law is going on a date A male law thought he was going to
dinner with a female decree, but it turned out it was a mandate!
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#11
What do you call it when one guy demands that another guy go to the movies and give him a hand job?
A mandate
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#12
Tsipras and Varoufakis now have a mandate.
They will probably go for some retsina and gyros and perhaps catch a movie afterwards.
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#13
Two gay guys went out for a night on the town without any cash.
It was an unfunded mandate.
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#14
"Of course I have a mandate!" Donald Trumpler shrieked at reporters.
"Master Putin is picking me up tonight for dinner and dancing."
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#15
Trump and Pence are so homophobic ...
... they couldn't get a mandate. HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years.
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#16
What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?
A MANDATE *snicker*
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#17
What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together?
A Federal Mandate
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