What Are Mandatory Jokes?
Mandatory Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mandatory jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"Thank you for coming." "It was
mandatory." #corporateshows
#2
It's 2080.
Every living human is named Taylor. Dogs are the size of hamsters. The iPhone 47 is the size of a parachute. Weed is mandatory.
#3
Boss: HR wants to see you Me: What for?
Boss: Mandatory drug test Me: Oh man, I really can't do any more drugs after the weekend I had
#4
Takeoffs are optional...
Landings are mandatory
#5
The EU referendum I liken the EU referendum to being in a pitch black room with two men
in a mandatory rape scenario with both of them telling you theirs is the smallest.
#6
America: School 6-18 should be free.
More than free! MANDATORY "Hey can you cover school 19-22 also?" No that's socialism "19-20?" SOCIALISM
#7
Houseguests should have
a mandatory bedtime.
#8
I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you
have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
#9
HR: welcome to sexual harassment training.
Me *raises hand* I'm gonna leave. HR: it's mandatory. Me: There's nobody here I would harass.
#10
According to the Internet: Xbox One - $500.
- Weaker hardware. - Mandatory daily check-in. - Requires Kinect. - DRM. PS4 - Cures cancer.
#11
Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all
female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing.
#12
Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings.
You really had to be there.
#13
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy Vasily?
You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside.
#14
Schools should teach mandatory classes
on when a phone conversation is done.
Why People Enjoy Mandatory Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mandatory jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love mandatory jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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