What Are Manners Jokes?
Manners Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of manners jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The only substitute for good
manners is fast reflexes.
#2
What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it
when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence.
#3
wife: We really need to start teaching 9 some manners me: *shoving an
entire Pop-Tart in my mouth and spitting crumbs everywhere* I agree
#4
If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology.
Because, manners.
#5
What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?
Use the forks Luke.
#6
I went to the library today and asked for a book on manners.
The librarian replied, "We haven't got any, so fcuk off."
#7
My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black
people, I said yes and its manners to wish them "Happy Blacks Friday".
#8
This guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal
for him, It's like people have no concept of manners anymore
#9
Moms, teach your sons to mind their manners, cook a decent meal & look
for inner beauty.nnDads, teach your daughters how to throw a punch.
#10
Why do turkeys always gobble?
They haven't been taught good table manners!
#11
Hey U.S.: if every now and then I heard a "God PLEASE bless America", maybe you'd have better luck.
#manners
#12
Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There
was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle
#13
"The most comfortable place to put your elbows at dinner is on the table,
so I'm gonna go ahead and make that bad manners." -Some asshole
#14
What do you call a pig with good table manners?
Sick.
#15
Manners matter.
Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must.
#16
How to be a Canadian: 1) Love hockey 2) Use good manners 3) Drink
Tim Hortons 4) Live in a igloo 5) Hunt moose with stick
#17
Feminists hate words with masculine-sounding roots...
...maybe that's why none of them have any manners.
#18
Circumcision and Manners Why did they used to circumcise the penis?
Because in the good old days, you took off your hat when you were in the presence of a lady.
#19
Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls?
She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.
#20
Why are ghosts always just moaning?
Did your manners die too? Use your words!
Why People Enjoy Manners Jokes
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Another reason people love manners jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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