What Are Mans Jokes?
Mans Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mans jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What goes well with a mans jean jacket?
A suicide note.
#2
Some say the quickest way to mans heart is food.
As an experienced heart surgeon, I disagree... It's sex.
#3
Some people think that the way to a Mans Heart is through his Stomach...
...I think they're aiming a little high.
#4
What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?
Nothing
#5
So a waitress pours coffee on a mans hat
He says, "I'll send you the bill."
#6
If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach....
Then you're aiming too high
#7
everyday im faced w/ a choice b/w good & evil.
i try to be good but why woud i ever choose MIRACLE whip when i can hav a HELL MANS MAYONAISE
#8
How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?
It's not there.
#9
What is the difference between a gay mans mustache and a straight mans mustache?
Andwer: the smell.
#10
How Long is a Chinese Mans name.
Yes, yes it is. Old joke my grandpa like to tell.
#11
Suicide: Mans way of telling God
- "You can't fire me, I quit".
#12
My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't
stop playing with them I told him "I suppose one man's junk is another mans treasure"
#13
I saved a mans life today.
He was choking. So i took my hands off his throat. and said, "dont make me save your life again and use your blinker next time asshole."
#14
My first original joke.
What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?? It fro's up.
#15
I call bullshit on dogs being mans best friend.
That little m'effer didn't lift a paw when I moved. Not him or all his little friends
#16
They say that dog is mans best friend ...
... but I don't have enemies that stare me directly in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet
#17
What's better than roses on a piano...
Tulips on an organ. Let me know if you get it. I'm not gonna lie it took me a couple minutes when a co-worker told me this. Creds: J-mans old man.
#18
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears. Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox" Good times!
#19
How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?
Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
#20
For every dollar a man makes....
For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents. Thats not right Thats not fair The mans only left with 30! -Bo Burnham
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