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What Are Marching Jokes?

Marching Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of marching jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
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#2
What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?
A receding hare line.
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#3
I came up with an excuse for being late I was marching with Martin Luther King, but then
some firemen mistook us for fire and tried to put us out; that's why I was late sorry.
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#4
Its march already Life
is marching forward
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#5
I went to see an inflatable marching band I was excited at first,
but when I got there they turned out to be pretty flat....
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#6
The French are such nice people.
(would have been funnier a few decades ago) Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees? The Germans like marching in the shade.
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#7
"Grampa, how did you support gay marriage?
Did you march like civil rights ppl?" "No. Marching's hard. I tweeted about it."
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#8
When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles.
I was a real tuba leaver back then.
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#9
my life is all about getting strong and powerful and then marching
on down to hell to challenge satan for the throne
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#10
Q: What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?
A: Marching banned.
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#11
I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the
top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band.
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#12
The lead drummer of my marching band is such an asshole.
So I pounded him. Let me just say that the re-percussions I faced weren't very nice.
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#13
A marching band passed by this morning, shouting "Make
America Great Again!" Must be some Donald Trumpeters.
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#14
If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band what's his other favorite instrument to play?
A trombone.
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#15
Tired of hearing the same song over and over again?
Try being in marching band.
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#16
I was in a gang once.
We wore blue, traveled in packs, and ruled our turf with shiny instruments...wait. Band. I was in the marching band.
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#17
All these women marching in protest is so well organized
I'd love to talk to the man in charge.
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#18
what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hairline
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#19
I beat up a drummer in marching band.
I'm not afraid of any re-percussions.
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